Good Day To You Sir, Thanks In Advanced For Your

Good day to you sir,
Thanks in advanced for your time and kindness.
I never have penetrative sex with anyone as I have always been single by choice and I enjoy self masturbation very much, so far.
My question is this
I am totally disease free.....is it safe to drink my own sperm and urine, as I find the idea quite exiting?
Is there any chance of infections due to the bacterias in the sperm or urine?
Also, is it free to drink someone else' s sperm and urine, providing they are also diseases free?
Thanks very much.
Jordan