Please Can You Diagnose My Symptons - Excruciating Pains Suddenly

Please can you diagnose my symptons - excruciating pains suddenly in right knee - back and front, right calf, right hip - pain in two places, right shoulder, left Achilles tendonitis has kicked in as well. Also streaming cold, sneezing violently, sore throat, headache. I am finding it almost impossible to walk. Also I find I am dribbling.