hi, i have understood your concern..but i just want to tell you that becoming pregnant is not that much easy. nobody can become pregnant like u are asking..

when somebody plan a baby, it depends upon during which period of female's menstrual cycle,intercourse was done, even after that whether the ejaculation properly goes in the vagina or not, whether the quantity of semen was adequate or not [like u can see that when there was regular sex and males ejaculation, the quantity and quality decrease, just because of the repeated discharge of semen].

when couple wants a baby they male shud abstain from the sex for 3 to 4 days and shud perform sex only after that, so during this abstinence period the proper amount and quality of semen is accumulated and after when sex is performed the chances of conception are high..

your odds of conceiving are very high when u have sex 14 to 15 days before your next scheduled period because during this period ovum released from the ovary..

so getting pregnant is not that much easy..and u cant become pregnant with semen in your hand so dont worry..

i hope u ll find this advice helpful.. best luck