Firstly this is not a joke. This has been going on for nearly 6 years and getting worse. My husband is stealing all of my things. Here is a list - coats, sewing shears, medicine, money, clothes - shoes - that s a big one. He will only take one and sometimes he will return it after several months. He has been to a psychiatrist and had a cat scan on his head and they haven t found anything. What in the sam hill is he doing? I have never reacted on his stealing as I figured if I didn t feed his fire, he would soon find it boring and would stop.