Good morning, Doctor. Thank you for seing me on such short notice. After a miserable weekend concerning my digestive system, and numerous suspicions, dehydration from working in an attic on a summer afternoon, hernia scar flare-up a year after surgery, mistaking an old vicodin for an older Tylenol, and no sleep at all last night, I asked my ride, my son's friend, if he had any problem with the Friday night pizza. Son of a gun. Even though his symptoms were different, it was the pizza. While he experienced a short bout with mega nausea, I spent all night Saturday urinating, and then all night Sunday running to restroom with abdominal pains, failure of bowels to move, and only a clear discharge where the stools should have been. I am feeling much better now, I am at work, but much better meens not every 15min, and still no bowel movement. Can yuh hep me out, please. I am 58, 170lbs, 5'9''